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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 10:57PM

Of course, under most circumstances, the majority of mormons will say they are trying to make it to the CK.

Totally an opinion, but I bet there are just as many mormons who know they aren't going to make it to the CK, and are okay with it, and they'll make do with the Terrestrial Kingdom.

I don't think there are many 'practicing' mormons who are planning on the Telestial Kingdom...

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 11:02PM


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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 11:12PM

If you cover yourself from head to toe in unicorn pee, you can sneak right past the sentries without giving the secret handshakes.

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 11:19PM

I am not going to ask how you know that.

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Posted by: babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 11:28PM

Revelation in the temple. It’s too sacred to talk about.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 11:27PM

Something different will happen to mormons after they die than will happen to me ?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 06, 2021 11:30PM

Don't anyone hold their marshmallows on a stick too close to Don in the hereafter!

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:02AM

Yeah, and not too close to Dave, either!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:10AM

Oh, Dave is fine…


(Frickin’ White people all look alike…)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:20AM

That's right. And when you're celestialized all that stuff your ancestors did to the Nephites will be forgotten and you'll be every bit as white and delightsome as Dave and Don!

Praise Jesus!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:25AM

Hail Satin !

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:27AM

That reminds me of the old Moody Blues piece, Nights in White Satan.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:18PM

Newly Woke: Knights of White Satan

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:32PM

I think you posted this in the wrong thread. It would make more sense in Human’s latest snipe hunt.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 12:51PM

I plan to avoid them all and go to the Ming's Planet Mongo and hope Flash Gordon is there and Princess Aura. Looked really good in the movie and there is more chance the place is real than wherever the Mormons are headed.

Sam Jones, Max von Sydow and Ornella Muti--my idea of Gods.

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Posted by: Roy G Biv ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 01:32PM

Is one of them Mar-a-Lago?

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 05:54PM

Jellyfish heaven, where jelly fish go/
to get away from mormons and drunk eskimos

Dead Milkmen

I'll go there if you don't mind. Nothing against drunk eskimos, but seems like a reasonable trade off.

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: June 07, 2021 09:12PM

Then I went to the temple. I didn't realize they could improve on BORING! After attending the temple, I got the idea if there was a CK, that is what it would be like. Not a chance in hell I would want to go there.

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Posted by: thedesertrat1 ( )
Date: June 08, 2021 04:47PM

The whole thing is a farce
I have a friend who contracted covid
He is in the hospital on a respirator not expected to survive
WHERE IS "THE POWER OF THE PRIESTHOOD" TO HEAL HIM?
There isn't any!!!!
I doesn't exist!!!
I just spoke to him on speaker he isn't going to make it.
Once again "The voice for God Lied!!!
they haven't got a clue!~!!!1

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: June 08, 2021 10:04PM


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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: June 09, 2021 03:48AM

We can divide them however we wish (and we get three!)

We can even subtract them...

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Posted by: lapsed2 ( )
Date: June 09, 2021 08:29AM

Maybe an old Robert Kirby article can give some guidelines.
https://archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=54003962&itype=CMSID

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: June 10, 2021 11:38PM

I think it's like the movie, "What Dreams May Come" and we create our own afterlife. I never saw anyone fight dying as hard as my father did, while trying to convince everyone that he knew he was going to the CK. If he really thought that, he'd have let go long before he did. But I'd imagine he wasn't real sure that God wouldn't hold certain abusive things he did against him. I told him that if the mormon church was true to send me a sign. Crickets.

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