I remember this song from when I was growing up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78

Then I saw this sad news story about Tiffany:

F**k you!': Eighties teen idol Tiffany, 50, curses at fans while struggling through off-key performance of her hit I Think We're Alone Now

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10231611/Tiffany-50-curses-fans-stumbling-performance-Think-Now.html

Sic Transit Gloria Mundi...

What a drag it is gettin' old.

Yeah, and that seems to be all I’ve been doing lately!

She’s turned into flabby trailer trash.

"Neeley O'Hara" is a up-and-coming singing phenom, the character based on Judy Garland. (I think I read somewhere that Garland coached Duke on the portrayal.) Duke/O'Hara make the big time, only to be laid low by drugs (the "dolls").

As Duke/O'Hara hits the skids, she goes into a dive, drops a quarter in the juke box, and starts to sing one of her hits. "Hey, knock it off, says" an old timer. I want to hear Neeley O'Hara, not you!"
"I AM Neeley O'Hara," says Nelley/Patty.
"No you aren't--Neeley can sing. You can't!"

[I looked for the clip unsuccessfully. The above is a paraphrase from memory. It's rare for stars to hold their own into the later years: Sinatra, the Who, the Stones, Tony Bennett, Peggy Lee, Isaac Stern, YoYo Ma. A lot don't.]

She was promoted in the Jetsons: The Movie as Judy Jetson instead of veteran voice actor Janet Waldo.

She's doing a lot better this week, already has offered an apology. She sure did visit a lot of Utah malls back in the day!

I'll tell you what, a sincere heartfelt apology is not something that The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints likes to exercise very much. Don't you think that they may have become quite flabby in that way?

It goes to show why things could be in such terribly bad shape for MormØŽism.

Tiffany died in 1986. The artist currently known by that name is Yoko Ono in drag.

How's the Great & Specious CC mall doing lately???