I'm REAL!

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Posted by: The REAL Stormy ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 09:49PM

Three different named people post round the Rfm board,
Round the Rfm board, Round the RfM board!

Three different named people post round Rfm board,
Round the Rfm board, Round the RfM board!

I've created a moniker, cause nobody wants to see
the same thing no mo', they want DRAMA and I'll give it!

A little bit of Jake mixed with some Jake's Sister
A little love story to jump start their hearts quicker
Then a shock when I get in the pool with no clothes on
Disparaging e-mails from the church get my lawyer on

You've read for this long so stop debating
Cause I'm back, makin' rap and dopplegangin'

I know you got a job Ms. Susy
But this IP business is complicatin'

So the RfM wont let me be or
let me be Jake so let me see..

You try to call me out from what I see
but it feels so empty without me!

I'm Slim Stormy, yes I'm the real Stormy!
All you other Slim Stormy's are just really boring
So won't the real Slim Stormy

Please stand up! Please stand up!
Please stand up! Please stand up!

I'm Slim Stormy, yes I'm the real Stormy!
All you other Slim Stormy's are just really boring
So won't the real Slim Stormy

Please stand up! Please stand up!
Please stand up! Please stand up!

-greekgod

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Posted by: bigred ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 09:56PM

Re: I'm REAL!

good grief, can we move on to a new subject?

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Posted by: greekgod ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:00PM

Re: I'm REAL!

I was actually thinking the same thing and hoping that this will be the capstone. After all, you can hardly take it beyond an Eminem parody!

In other news, raptorjesus kidnaps puppies.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:03PM

But only to cuddle with them!!! (n/t)

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 09:56PM

Fantastic! (n/t)

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:06PM

greekgod...are you really a Greek god? And if so, are you hot? ;)

Inquiring minds want to know.

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Posted by: searching27 ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:13PM

+ 1 (n/t)

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Posted by: introvertedme ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:13PM

Re: I'm REAL!

I'm so sick of all this. I just want to get back to threads dealing just with leaving Mormonism, exit stories, advice, support, and humor. Enough with the Stormy stuff. Enough.

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:23PM

So quit reading and participating in the threads.

Nice to know you have been appointed Grand Censor of RfM...correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought that was the job of the moderators.

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Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:40PM

Re: So quit reading and participating in the threads.

What an insensitive post. Believe it or not, there are people here who need help with recovery.

She is right and you are rude.

Anagrammy

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Posted by: GayLayAle ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:57PM

I'm not telling her to quit participating in ANY threads. I meant just the threads having to do with this whole Stormy thing.

All I'm saying is if she's sick of reading about the stormy thing, then move on to posts that DO interest her.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: July 11, 2011 10:40PM

We'll get there, introvertedme.

This is all just part of getting the word out, and blowing off some collective steam.

I want to help real people as well.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: July 12, 2011 10:42AM

Re: We'll get there, introvertedme.

Me too...It's been helpful for my recovery to give insight and experiences whether wanted, needed, or not.

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