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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 01:24AM
They just won't stop.

https://s.keepmeme.com/files/en_posts/20201109/when-you-keep-sending-them-hurricanes-flood-and-viruses-but-they-still-masturbating-disappointed-god-meme.jpg

Damn wankers!

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 10:52AM
Re: They just won't stop.

Maybe he needs to figure out that certain people think it is the gays causing the problems, not the wanking?
How are people supposed to know when to blame the gays and when to blame wanking?
Jesus, you're going to need to be a little less confusing with your revenge weather and disease messages.

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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:07AM
Re: They just won't stop.

I'll stop wanking when they pry my cold dead fingers away from,

wait,

what?


Wanking causes storms that bring rain? But, the drought, , ,

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:13AM
Re: They just won't stop.

All the wrong people are wanking. If you notice the flooding has been the worst where the people are all about praising Jesus. What's up with that?

Here in my part of SoCal we are so dry I am about to start putting up signs on people lawns: "Please Wank. We need the moisture. Or at the very least please increase your same sex activities."

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 03:09PM
Re: They just won't stop.

That's funny, D&D!

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Posted by: Silence is Golden ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 04:50PM
Re: They just won't stop.

That was real funny, one of the best replies I have seen in a long time.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 04:55PM
Re: They just won't stop.

What about the kittens?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 04:55PM
Re: They just won't stop.

Have you considered buying EOD a new phone? That might help.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 11:44AM
Re: They just won't stop.

Sad Jesus is my favorite.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 12:02PM
Re: They just won't stop.

Dial M for moisture!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 12:28PM
Re: They just won't stop.

Did you give all day to Jack off? Er, I mean Judic?

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Posted by: robinsaintcloud ( )
Date: September 22, 2022 06:53PM
Re: They just won't stop.

and then there's the old line, if Jack helps you off a horse, would you help............

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: September 23, 2022 05:48PM
Re: They just won't stop.

That probably takes two.

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