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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: October 03, 2022 01:19AM

Masturbation, apparently.

Sexual sins are second only to murder in seriousness.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: October 03, 2022 02:14AM

That might partly originated or be set in the patriartichal model of a coercive, intimidating male taking advantage of a fawning, less mature female…

Also, when the virgin status of an individual is gone, at least physically it cannot be returned. That true, we used to think there was a 1:1 link between physical loss of virginity & psychological/ spiritual damage; hopefully we’re past that now with the mentality of true mutual consent.

ChurchCo has long-time dealt often or mostly in hyperbole, this is a prime example.

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Posted by: auntsukey ( )
Date: October 03, 2022 09:50AM

What is with all this preoccupation and judgment around sex?

Chastity, purity, modesty!

Fie on masturbation, adultery, indecency, fornication, pornography, carnality.

Why, according to doctrine, it was God himself who sullied Mary's reputation and took her virginity!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/03/2022 09:50AM by auntsukey.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 03:30PM

Isn't that a selling point of Mormonism? When you are a god, you get to take what you want.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 03, 2022 10:48AM

The most serious sin is wanking while watching Hinckley porn videos.

Having porn addiction to bald headed LDS leaders while giving GC talks is also darn serious.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 09:25AM

Ahhhhh shit! I'm done for!


Just gave me the thought of the old guy wanking it while giving their GC talk. Would be funny to edit the videos where an arm is sort of moving to a rhythm while they continue on with the talk. then edit in a pause and a funny(ier) look on their face before the "amen".

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Posted by: cl2notloggedin ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 11:12AM

I was told that if they don't change to straight, they are damned. This didn't take into account whether they never had sex or not.

BUT I know another one! When I went to the bishop to ask for some help financially/food, etc., he told me that abusing the Lord's money was second only to murder. My instant thought was "my husband and I are on the same level now!" I knew that was bullshit. I also thought why would the Lord think my kids and I aren't "worthy" of his money? After all, they helped me get in the mess I was in.

The bishop later apologized to me. He knew my husband from being in a bishopric with him and he also was just put in as the bishop.

But don't you dare abuse the Lord's money. I guess maybe all the leaders are headed for hell then, right?

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 12:19PM

cl2notloggedin Wrote:
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> But don't you dare abuse the Lord's money. I
> guess maybe all the leaders are headed for hell
> then, right?

Spot on. The church used to show safety videos about using Church Missionary Vehicles at every month's meeting. While the narrator would mention injuries and fatalities, the church was most concern about: This was needless WASTE of the Lord's precious resources. In other words, the church was most concerned about the loss of a CAR more than fatalities or life long injuries.

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 01:21PM

Yes indeed. Fastest way to excommunication is misusing the Lord's funds or using them for your purposes.

I knew of a stake president who was excommunicated faster than he could say "Hie to Kolob" for using some of the church funds for a personal loan. Shitty thing to do, but he was out of there super quick and could not be re-baptized until everything was re-payed with interest.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 02:49PM

While musing on this tale, it occurred to me that the church is missing out on a ship-tonne of money by not offering pay-day loans!

And they could charge 'faithful' members just 16% interest and the rest of the world 18%...  Cuz Jesus's love should be visible to those for whom he cares.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 03:27PM

They could run pawn shops at the same locations to help members make tithing settlement.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: October 04, 2022 03:33PM

bradley Wrote:
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> They could run pawn shops at the same locations to
> help members make tithing settlement.

Love it!

-I am pawning my highly valuable Triple Combo in tan pseud leather vinyl. Can I get a grand to pay tithing?

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