Posted by:
steve benson
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Date: July 16, 2011 02:50PM
The announcer chirpily says the following:
“You’re Christian, you’re single and you’re looking for a meaningful relationship.
"Find God’s match for you at christianmingle.com.
"It's easy and it's free. Start browsing millions of profiles on the leading site for Christian dating.
"If you’re hoping to build a Christ-centered relationship, log on to christianmingle.com today. Sometimes we wait for God to make the next move, when God is saying ‘It’s your time to act! The next move is yours.'"
Here's God's ad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBqEd7JWLoY_____
I'd like to propose an alternative ad:
"You're atheist, you're single and you're looking for a meaningful relationship.
"Find your match for you by gettng off your rear, putting it in gear and going out in the world to mingle with humanity on your own terms, at getalife.com (and, no, not that insurance website; the other one for people wanting to get a grip on reality).
"It might be easy, it might not. Who knows? You get out of it what you put into it. You're free to give it a try. So stop with your millions of excuses. Quit waiting around for some Jumbo Jesus to help you. Show some initiative. Take the lead by asking someone out on a date. I mean, for chrissakes, how hard is that?
"If you're hoping to build a real relationship with a real person, go to getalife.com today.
"Sometimes we wait for some imaginary Sky Daddy to make the next move, when you should be saying to yourself, 'It's time for me to act on my own. There is no God. The next move is mine, gawddammit!'"
Heh. What are the chances you'd see THAT on TV?
In the meantime, here's a hilarious spoof on that goofy Christian God singles pitch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbP8qlfssnMEdited 30 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2011 04:15PM by steve benson.