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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: July 17, 2011 09:38PM

The Mormon missionary did not do as well as Daniel in the lions den...Was the missionary wearing his magic underware???

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Posted by: Pista ( )
Date: July 17, 2011 09:41PM

I think the lion just got his arms and legs. Maybe they ought to go back to the full-length jobbies.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: July 17, 2011 10:30PM

From Lion International News, Central American Branch:

Elder Matata, of Kenya, had an encounter today with a non-pride member. Elder Matata's companion, Lippy the Lion, assisted with the "meeting." The non-member was nearly converted (to dinner) when forces of the adversary intervened and broke it up. Remember elders, no meat before milk.

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