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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 06:40PM

  
  
  
            Why aren't you dead?

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 06:43PM

At least we weren’t made with Cain sugar.

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Posted by: bradIey ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:23AM

Just like heart disease, a true killer.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 03:50PM

Mormons believe Cain is Bigfoot. Is Bigfoot a killer, or just misunderstood?

And how does the previous post have the exact same username as this one if they are different posters? A glitch in the matrix?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/18/2024 03:58PM by bradley.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 06:27PM

You all should be glad I'm still kicking. Remember, once I'm gone, the entire universe goes POOF.

Enjoy every moment, because I'm not a spring chicken anymore. I'm more like a winter duck. (LW, not a peep out of you.)

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Posted by: Lot's Wife ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 07:15PM

Chirp!

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 07:09PM

Well, we all will be in time.

As for why I'm not dead right this minute, I attribute it to modern medicine, good genes, good fortune, and parents that raised me to have common sense.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 07:09PM

I'm working on it.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: February 17, 2024 08:20PM

I'm not dead right now because I'm alive.

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Posted by: Silence is Golden ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:17AM

Up to the age of 19, I was lucky on most occassions, for those instances that would have taken me out. I said "That's not a good idea."

Since the age of 19, its because I say, "That's not a good idea".!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 01:26AM

I'm mostly dead.

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 03:29PM

What makes you think I’m not?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 03:59PM

How do you know you're not dead? Like Bruce Willis in "The Sixth Sense"?

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Posted by: Deadbeat loser ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 04:33PM

...I can't be bothered with the small stuff. I'm still involved with Milgram..............

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Posted by: Brother Of Jerry ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 08:05PM

Scheduling mixup.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: February 18, 2024 08:08PM

Sometimes I think the Grim Reaper might need glasses.

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Posted by: notloggedintoday ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 05:27AM

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Why aren't you dead?

I lead a reasonably healthy lifestyle and have avoided major accidents. But as I get older my chances of death will continue to increase.

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Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: February 19, 2024 05:44AM

Good or bad: you choose.

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