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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: March 04, 2024 04:12PM

If you had a flaming sword:

You could light the grill without losing your eyebrows.

You could chase scarecrows

You could slice and cook at the same time

You could, oh I dunno, what else could you do with a flaming sword?

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 04, 2024 04:26PM

Yeah, but you be sleeping with one eye open . . .

You probably couldn't fly coach..

Going to the temple, they wouldn't let you near the veil...

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Posted by: Rubicon ( )
Date: March 04, 2024 06:41PM

Buy a cheap all steel sword. Cut 100% cotton cloth into two inch strips and wrap strips tightly around blade. Soak the cloth on the blade with kerosene or paraffin oil. Put on a welding glove and hold sword by the handle. Light the cloth on the blade. You now have a flaming sword in your hand.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 01:08AM

Okay. That sounds like too much fun and something I’d want to try.

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Posted by: Susan I/S ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 01:30AM

A real flaming sword would be of great help with the blackberry bushes! Those things are tough and MEAN.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 02:17AM

Truth!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 04, 2024 06:51PM

There was a time, in my early teens, when I thought that "holding a flaming sword" was a reference to something I wasn't supposed to be doing!

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 09:57AM

"Is that a flaming sword or are you just excited to see me?"

Ms. Kimball to Mr. Smith

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: March 04, 2024 07:00PM

They would be handy when asking people to hand over their daughters or wallets.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 02:59AM

TMI, dagny...

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 04:30AM

Order now and you'll get this handy seer stone.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 09:13PM

There are many things I'd like to do to a few people in my life, but I probably wouldn't. After all, I just keep letting them hang out in my life- "the ex." At least he has learned something over the years and helps his kids and even me!

It would have been useful many years ago especially.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 10:19PM

Did anyone who heard Joseph Smith's explanation wonder why no bodies had ever turned up with wounds from a flaming sword?

This is one more example of Mormons believing that something that has never happened before, to anyone's knowledge, could happen because some guy with delusions of grandeur said it would happen or did happen. You just have to take his word for it

Often the reason something has never happened is sheer impossibility. Mormons be like "But god...".



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/05/2024 10:22PM by bradley.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 10:31PM

Here's a cool thing about a flaming sword:  If it was used to cut off your head, the heat would cauterize the two wounds, both at the shoulder and the neck, so you wouldn't bleed out!!!

Always try to look on the bright side!

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: March 05, 2024 10:36PM

Never walk into Mos Eisley cantina holding nothing but your Urim and Thummim.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 07:53AM


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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: March 06, 2024 12:43PM

wouldn't those wounds be self-cauterizing?

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