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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: March 17, 2024 04:24PM
Have you got your talk ready?

General Conference is fast approaching, do you have your talk ready yet? I've picked "How Playing Corn Hole Has Strengthened My testimony".

I plan on having a briefcase full of bean bags to throw out into the audience as I drone on and on.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: March 17, 2024 05:56PM
Mine is about the Word of Wisdom, or as I like to say, a Word to the Wise.

    ... It's almost complete!

    The basic point I most want to get across is how the lord loves a good pinto bean because pinto beans are better for your salvation than beef.

    I'm still dithering around on how best to explain that flatulence unto the lord is a good thing...and how joking about farts makes Jesus cry.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: March 17, 2024 06:29PM
Re: Have you got your talk ready?

I'm really struggling with how to word my talk.

How to tell conference attendees that after years of being told that I would have more spiritual feelings in Sacrament Meeting than in nature, I have discovered that is absolutely not true.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: March 18, 2024 12:17PM
Mine is about the end of the world

I have the preppers in mind.

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