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Posted by: BoydKKK ( )
Date: May 08, 2024 02:40PM

If you look at the history of TheRestoration you see a lot of crazy revelations and stuff that has specific dates. Solid dates for just about everything.

Until you come to Holy Priesthood, after the Order of the Son of God. Which they shorted to Melchizidek to avoid saying the name Son of God too much.(somehow this doesn't work for the full name of MFMC now)

This doesn't have a date. Just a general idea and no real information on it that seems to hold up. Just like Plural Marriage...

They have exact dates for the dumbest things, like the first First Presidency where God specified one of them who walked away & Joe had to change the name God told him...

Somehow this crap doesn't hold up.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: May 08, 2024 03:18PM

"It's good to have sufficient faith to ignore facts and reality!"

           --Judic West, author of
              "Prophets Sneer at Revelators"
          

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: May 08, 2024 05:20PM

I know the date when JS first peed in the Susquehanna River, but it's too sacred to share here.

But behind the veil at the temple, I would gladly reveal it to you with the correct sign and token.

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Posted by: Dallin Ox ( )
Date: May 08, 2024 09:11PM

There's no precise date given for the First Vision™, either, which they boast as The Most Important Event in History since Jesus' resurrection.

"Yeah, God and Jesus appeared to me in person."
"Really? When?"
"Oh, um, can't recall exactly, just happened on a spring day… But it totally happened!"

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: May 09, 2024 10:26PM

None of Joseph's supposed persecutors could remember it happening either.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: May 09, 2024 10:27PM

JS had some hot dates with Fanny Alger.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: May 10, 2024 10:38PM

In third Nephi, Jesus berates Nephi because the records are found wanting in completeness and accuracy.

He the watches as they are corrected.

Why doesn't Jesus do the same today?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: May 10, 2024 11:57PM

Brigham Young had at least 56 first dates.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: May 11, 2024 01:40AM

bradley Wrote:
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> Brigham Young had at least 56 first dates.

I don't doubt for a second that Briggie had sex on many or most of those 'first dates', not at all.

Maybe Brig had a rep as being well-endowed, maybe the wymmen wanted to play Mattress Mambo with him (as head of ChurchCo).

? do any first-hand, very intimate details of his sex life survive?

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