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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: June 30, 2024 12:03PM
What I believe is not a lie...

Elvis was kidnapped by aliens who faked his death.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: June 30, 2024 12:07PM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

I’d be lying if I told you I believe you . . .

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: June 30, 2024 02:21PM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

Did you meet Elvis when you were aboard their spacecraft?

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Posted by: InCognito2 ( )
Date: June 30, 2024 02:41PM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

Of course we believe that you believe it.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: June 30, 2024 03:19PM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

I don't know why my ass hurts every time the aliens release me.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 01, 2024 02:36AM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

I want to know if OP has worked through these issues with his bishop.

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Posted by: Humberto ( )
Date: July 06, 2024 09:57AM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

Seven days of alien probing makes a hole weak.

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Posted by: Shinehah ( )
Date: July 01, 2024 09:42AM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

At a family gathering one of the TBM's ranted on and on about Bill Gates and vaccines. When I suggested that was maybe a conspiracy theory, the TBM became quite indignant and shouted, "I wouldn't believe it if it was a conspiracy theory!"

Ok then.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 01, 2024 11:15AM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

If you don't believe a conspiracy theory all you have left is facts. What kind of life is that to be stuck with?

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 01, 2024 11:18AM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

Isn't the Mormon church a conspiracy?

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 08, 2024 12:02PM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

after one deletes or ignores the Facts, Obviously Yes.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 08, 2024 12:06PM
Re: What I believe is not a lie...

So Mormons believe in all kinds of conspiracies except the one that is milking them dry.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: July 01, 2024 12:14PM
Elvis was kidnapped by a sasquatch...

fell victim to Stockholm syndrome, and joined their tribe.

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Posted by: Beth ( )
Date: July 08, 2024 01:08PM
Oh, PHIL

I hope after you’ve paid your 10% you have some left over for the maintenance and upkeep of RfM. :P

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Posted by: PHIL ( )
Date: July 08, 2024 04:48PM
Re: Oh, PHIL

Because of my brilliant insight & intellectual prowess more people are drawn to this board.

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