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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: December 21, 2024 11:45PM

The word "queue" is ironic.
It's just a "q" with a bunch of vowels, waiting in line.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 03:11PM

Thanks. I'm stealing this.

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Posted by: kentish ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 05:46PM

What would our society know about the civilized practice of queueing? Seems a long lost courtesy. I think the word was originally French so likely not pronounced the way we say it. Tom where are you?

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 05:59PM

Lol

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 12:12AM

The boss at my new job took me aside for private correction.

It seems I was using the wrong terms, "Do you prefer 'Smoking' or 'Non-Smoking?'" when I should have been asking if the client wanted 'Cremation' or 'Burial.'"

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 06:01PM

I'm getting toasted
..like my wife. Dad didn't want us to chose cremation but I figure...I'll be dead...and it's cheaper, so what the hell....

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 07:52PM

Me too. I do not want to be embalmed.

I don't like the idea of all the resources (coffin, vault) and chemicals wasted in the ground. I don't want some funeral home people trying to doll me up for a funeral either.

I want a quick trip to the oven, preferably after double checking I'm dead. :-)

Like they say, I don't mind dying but I don't want to be there when it happens.

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: December 22, 2024 11:22PM

dagny Wrote:
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> Like they say, I don't mind dying but I don't want
> to be there when it happens.

On on of his later birthdays, a newsman asked Mark Twain, "How are you feeling, Mr. Twain?"

"Not bad, considering the alternatives."

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