...for those of you who have temple recommends for self-preservation purposes only, I have a request:

1. Join the prayer circle

2. Halfway through, break the circle and slowly step back clutching your tummy

3. Look up to the ceiling as if you see something that nobody else can see

4. Jolt your body as if you're caught in an extra-terrestrial tractor beam

5. Start shaking uncontrollably and speak in tongues and say things like "you're in my power! you're all in my power!"

6. Then run through the veil screaming "It is my hour! It is my hour!"

You can improvise from that point on. I'd pay good money to see it on video.

I hope something like that wouldn't disrupt the outpouring of blessings I'm receiving from having my apostate name in that little bag on the altar.....



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/27/2011 09:18PM by jpt.

Wonder how that would be handled?

The word "security" comes to mind

It turned out that the old geezer in the circle just had bad gas.

Pay Lay Stale!

how about when they ask if anyone has bad feelings towards someone else, leave the circle and sit down.

Next time you go to the Temple...


R I G H T.


but; Don't Hold yr Breath!