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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 03:09PM
If I were The Carpenter's Guy

Why would angels

Suddenly appear?

Every time I am near

Just like Jesus

They long to be

Close to me



Why do Gods

Fall down from the sky?

Every time in a grove I sigh

Just like me

They long to be

Close to me



On the day that I was born

The angels got together and decided

To create a revelation come true

So they sprinkled gold dust in my hair

Of golden plate lust in my eyes of blue



That is why all the girls in town

Follow me all around

Just like you

They long to be

married to me


Just like you, Emma

They long to be

Close to me (but not in the sexual way here but in the hereafter)

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Posted by: frankie ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 03:20PM
Re: If I were The Carpenter's Guy

this is very good!!! are you a fan of karen carpenter? I'm her biggest fan!!!!!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 05:46PM
I am a fan of Ms. Carpenter

This is my favorite song of her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WZvlCwkYjE

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Posted by: michael ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 09:49PM
Re: If I were The Carpenter's Guy

frankie Wrote:
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> this is very good!!! are you a fan of Karen carpenter? I'm her biggest fan!!!!!


Actually, I'm her biggest fan. I cried when she died. I still miss her and it's been 30 years.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 08:25AM
The true Ex-Mo "Biggest Fan" of Karen Carpenter would have checked...

...to see if those damned Mormons have dead dunked her and if they have if they have "sealed" her to one of her biggest TBM fans.

michael Wrote:
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> Actually, I'm her biggest fan. I cried when she
> died. I still miss her and it's been 30 years.

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Posted by: michael ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 08:40AM
Re: The true Ex-Mo "Biggest Fan" of Karen Carpenter would have checked...

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> ...to see if those damned Mormons have dead dunked her and if they have if they have "sealed" her to one of her biggest TBM fans.
>

As a never-mo, I'd not have thought of that. However, she is not showing up in the family search records, so I'm guessing no one ever did it.

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Posted by: introvertedme ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 03:56PM
Re: If I were The Carpenter's Guy

Nice, E.B. - fun, but quite pointed too.

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Posted by: onendagus ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 06:03PM
Re: If I were The Carpenter's Guy

+1

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