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Posted by: The Man in Black ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 08:55PM
Just when you think Jeffs can't get any more disgusting he proves he can.

I honestly did not know this was possible for a man to do. Possibly NSFW link.

http://gawker.com/5829542/polygamist-sex-freak-masturbates-15-times-a-day-in-jail

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Posted by: protected for this ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 08:57PM
Notice that the guards in the photo have gloves on. Good call (n/t)


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Posted by: voweaver ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 08:59PM
Re: Just when you think Jeffs can't get any more disgusting he proves he can.

That explains the copy of the audio tape of the child rape in his possession. Aural porno.

~VOW

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 08:59PM
Hahahahahahahaha! Didn't he get the little factory pamphlet? (n/t)


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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 09:00PM
I thought the Big M was a huge no-no? No? I guess not for a prophet. (n/t)


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 09:02PM
Gak.

I don't know if I believe that claim, but I'd like to know:

When did God give out that revelation? Dang, the other Mormons are gonna be pissed.

From the article: I don't know who's more likely to go blind from this, Jeffs or the guards. Hahaha.

I'm happy to report my gag reflex is alive and well.

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Posted by: The Man in Black ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 09:06PM
Re: Gak.

I don't know if I believe it either.

From American Pie on a related topic, "Is that even possible!?"

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 09:31PM
Really. I mean, 15? At his age? (Adult)

Something about that claim smells fishy, er, like bleach, uh, never mind. It just doesn't add up.

It's one thing to be hopped up on Viagra, it's quite another to complete 15/day.

I think the guard likely exaggerated. I'd like to know when the guard decided to watch all day and start counting.

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Posted by: wittyname ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 10:52AM
Re: Really. I mean, 15? At his age? (Adult)

I'm with you on this. I think it's one of those things that makes for a good/funny-yet-way-embellished (if there is even a kernel of truth to it at all) "work story" and the guards just ran with it.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 09:06PM
Eww.

I think that the guards should throw monkey poop at him every time he does that.

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: August 10, 2011 11:43PM
Re: Just when you think Jeffs can't get any more disgusting he proves he can.

The only thing grosser than Warren Jeffs is the guard who counts his daily faps.

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Posted by: wittyname ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 10:52AM
agreed (n/t)


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Posted by: They don't want me back ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 09:28AM
I don't know who's more likely to go blind from this, Jeffs or the guards.

that was too funny

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Posted by: They don't want me back ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 09:29AM
and this has nothing to do with the reallllll Latter Day Saints, damnit (n/t)


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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 09:30AM
Re: Just when you think Jeffs can't get any more disgusting he proves he can.

Only 15???!!! Pffffttt.... I win!

Just sayin'...

Ron

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Posted by: weeder ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 09:36AM
15 per day ... no good at all ...

That would only be sufficient mo-joe to make the rounds with his wives ONCE A WEEK!!!

Nope, I think he is slacking off (not jackin) in jail.

Just sayin'...

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 09:41AM
Dated a guy

Who confessed he flogged the bishop between 7-10 times a day on average to me. It is possible, but yikes, that is scary if it's true what Jeffs is doing.

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Posted by: xophor ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 10:14AM
Re: Just when you think Jeffs can't get any more disgusting he proves he can.

I suspect the guards merely witnessed Jeffs going through the motions that many times over the course of the day...I doubt that he actually blew fifteen loads of baby batter.

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Posted by: unworthy ( )
Date: August 11, 2011 11:46AM
Re: Just when you think Jeffs can't get any more disgusting he proves he can.

At least he is having safe sex. It might take a while to find him a compatable cell mate. Maybe a big dude named BUBBA.

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