then He's a pr**k.

Because He allows:

-this frickin', false, effed-up church to keep ruining lives(mine included).

-30,000 children to die of diarrhea every day, despite the mournful pleas of their mothers.

-despots to wage war with impunity.

Enough said...just needed to vent a little.

He loves you!

Just remember, God gets only the credit, never the blame.

Somebody ought to talk to this god character about poop. It's so unnecessary and totally inconvenient. I'm not a big fan of poop.

Did we seriously need creepy crawlies? Wasps? Cockroaches? Bedbugs? There's a design flaw in there somewhere.

You all forget that God answered Monson's prayer in South America or Central America when there was to be a dance in Monson's honor and it looked like rain. Monson prayed that the rain would not come and like magic the rain held off until after the dance.

God should get credit for that episode. So a few thousand children die of starvation every day in Africa, God can't be everywhere.

mckay

I love George Carlin's routine:

"Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time!

But He loves you."

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kolobian and summer, sadly, it appears that this planet shows favor for bugs and poop. Tying the two together is the mighty dung beetle who saves elephants from drowning in their own waste.

It is beautiful and glorious...

He fails every test of human decency.