"HELL is FOREVER, so please repent today."

I guess I can count my blessings. I don't live in Utah where I would have seen RULDS2 and "Forever Family" with those tacky stick figures.

...this was on a church marquee:

"I Kissed a Girl and I Liked It...Then I Went to HELL."

HA! I saw a church marquee in Kentucky once:

"What is there in HELL that you want so badly?"

Um, so much for a kinder, gentler Christianity!

And yet the so-called christians on this board make such a big deal about hell not being a literal place. I'm so confused....

I find that extremely interesting because Hell being real is a basic tenet of Christianity, and I don't know of too many Christians who regularly post on this board. I may be mistaken on that point.

I saw one earlier today that said, "Cool kids go to church."

I rolled my eyes and thought, "Well, maybe if they don't have air conditioning and the church does."

The one down the road from my office currently says "Get right, or get left!"

It has always had some "good" ones. My fav is "You can't stop drop and roll in hell."

Or during the NASCAR race weeks they do a take off of the bud signs "Hey race fans, this bud's for you" by changing it to "Hey Grace fans, his bloods for you!" they are always good for a chuckle.

My favorite bumper sticker that I have ever seen said "My Karma ran over my dogma"

Saw that on a t-shirt last night. Guy was a fan an an Angel's game. I'm pretty sure it was meant ironically. He didn't look the ultra-prim religious type.



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sorry; my ChurchCo Chuckles file is at home; I'll b sure to put it on my FlashDrive next time. How about:

"I paid tithing all my life and all I got was this crummy T-shirt"

One of my favorites has always been "If I wanted any lip from you I would unzip my pants."

My fav:

Marriage is like a tornedo;
Starts out with blowing and sucking;
but in the end
You lose your house.

Best one I've ever personally seen:

"Jeeze if you love, honk us."

A bumper sticker I saw recently

"Sorry I Missed Church. I Was Busy Practicing Witchcraft & Becoming a Lesbian"

"Volunteer to help the unchurched in our schools"

(Followed by name of Baptist organization that wants volunteers to help them staff religious after school clubs.)

This one really pissed me off.

They can do their stupid crap at church. Leave the schools alone. I don't like them invading schools (even though clubs are not really school- but recruiting for them is done at school apparently).

They acted like being "unchurched" is something akin to poverty or something. Sheesh.

I also saw a TV commercial pushing this cause. I have no idea if it is just a local thing here in Alabama, but I suspect it is. They have few boundaries between Christianity and anything else here.

lawlz!

Jesus, save me from your followers.

and

Jesus saves. All others take full damage.

(A D&D reference for you non-geeks.)

;)

"Last Time We Mixed Politics with Religion ... People Got Burned at the Stake."

It's an oldie, but a goodie, IMHO.

Sorcha Wrote:
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> "Last Time We Mixed Politics with Religion ...
> People Got Burned at the Stake."
>
> It's an oldie, but a goodie, IMHO.


Problem is, nowadays I think many people would see that and respond with; "And your point is?"

I am trying to get up enough courage to put this sticker on my truck..."if you want a country run by religion...move to Iran"

"Honk if you're Jesus"

One I used to have on my truck: Why Can't We All Just Get A Bong? : ) That says it all (to me). Chill Out Already, eh?