Simply allege in testimony meeting, while home/visiting teaching or while canning freeze-dried pinto beans during a ward welfare project that:

--the brother of (insert targeted ex-Mo's name here) is a known homo sapien; that

--his or her sister is a practicing thespian; and (again inserting the name of the targeted ex-Mo here) that

--he/she matriculated into college, where they practiced celibacy before marriage.

(Source: "The Strange Dope," at: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=155203)



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And god forbid you masticate anything hot and sticky.....

(I'm thinking cinnamon rolls)

I like the ones with white cream all over them. Yum!

only gave that occupation up when she married her husband, who was a cunning linguist at the time and shared her hobby of going to the beach to look at fucoids and to engage in other fucoidal explorations.

I admit, I'm sometimes guilty of aprosexia.

but then I

then I interdigitated with my girlfriend at the basketball game.

Ex-Mormons drink homo milk.

They order the pupu platter for take out.

They wear unknown underwear.

They look at the bra ads without shame.

you'll never catch any TBM men and women cogitating like the ex-mos do!!