That's right, folks! Just in time for the holidays. Order a personalized Christmas stocking for your favorite missionary with your choice of skin and hair color. Includes a name tag with your missionaries name on it. Oh, and of course he's carrying a blue Book of Mormon (which for some reason he's using to cover his you-know-what.....maybe he ran out of fig leaves.....I just don't know).

http://giftsfromhome.org/Elder_Description.html

Stockings for the Sisters also with boring black dress and boxy shoes.

http://giftsfromhome.org/Sister_Description.html

Scripture quotes included to add with the gifts. Yipee!

TG

(Hand slaps my head), Oh yea....Mormons.

Don't forget a missionary rubber duck for the bath! :D

I'm sure they'd much prefer the $30 in cash so they can buy food so they don't starve since the suits in SLC don't give them enough $$$ for food.

TG

Thank you all so, so much for helping me with my recovery from THAT mindset. Maybe someone ought to inform the parents who buy these that their missionary kids are running out of food 3 weeks into the month and having to beg canned goods from the members. $30.00 would buy a lot of peanut butter and jelly.

It looks to me like he's rubbing his bom on his penis...and it's making him smile.

Lol! Pam, how long did it take you to dig this up from nearly 3 years ago. Talk about needing to get a life. Sheesh!

Resurrection is a free gift to all all threads, regardless of whether they have done good or evil.

Pam is probably the "creative genius" behind this junk and doesn't like being laughed at. The problem is, if you want to be in the retail/creative business, you have to develop a thicker skin and either learn from people's comments or learn to let them roll off your shoulders. By acting like a child and calling people names, you just embarrass yourself, look unprofessional and reinforce the idea people have about Mormons being emotionally immature and bad mannered. Take the high road, Pam, and act professional and stop embarrassing Mormonism.

You can choose skin color. I'm surprised that "white and delightsome" isn't more expensive.

Well, according to the young look of the missionary on the stocking, that's a good likeness of what real missionaries look like now with the 18 year rule in place. Just kids.