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Date: August 25, 2011 10:14AM
Church stake basketball should be the litmus test for how Mormon men really think.
I used to play all the time. I was for shit at basketball but, hey, I needed the exercise.
Back in the mid-80's I was on the High Council and one of the men from my ward was also. We both played on the ward basketball team back when they had stake competitions. This guy was the son-in-law of Richard Clark, the GA.
Anywho, we're playing a game against another ward and this guy thinks he's all that and a bag of chips at basketball. Sure, he's better than me, but, WTF? I wrestled in HS and college, so I'm like a bit less than so-so at basketball.
He's Mr. Point Guard, scores half our points every game and hates to lose. You know the type, was on the HS basketball team, has a few skills, and shines in Morgball.
Once, during a game, the other team had just scored a basket and whomever inbounded the ball to me and I start dribbling up the court. So, "Mr. Basketball" starts yelling for me to give him the ball. I don't. He yells more, I don't. I pass to some guy on the wing and he heaves up a brick. Then, Mr. Baskeball comes over and gets in my face: "Hey, I'm the fucking point guard on the team and you don't dribble goddam the ball up. Now get your ass under the basket so we can win."
I start laffing in his face and tell him to get his punk assed, pencil necked attitude away from me before he gets hurt. Next thing I know, he reaches back for a haymaker.. I duck, wrap his ass up like a pretzel and down to the floor we go. He's totally red-faced ready to pop when several separate us. I'm laffing the whole time. What a dickwad. I walk off the floor and go home, they have to play with 4 and lose.
Next time I see him is in high priest quorum. He's still pissed. Comes over and sticks his finger in my face, I swat it way and ask him if he wants to be on the floor again. Never spoke to the dude again, ever. He wouldn't sit anywhere near me in High Council.
This kind of shit happened all the time during stake basketball. Buncha chip-on-the-shoulder "glory days" assholes who ran the Lard's church. Each and every one called by inspiration. ROFLMAO
Asshats.
Just sayin'...
Ron