Posted by:
DNA
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Date: November 06, 2010 10:20AM
There was a saying in Utah when I was young that if a girl smokes, she pokes. It was pretty true about alcohol too.
My experience in high school was that the saying was true for the most part. In my youthful naivete I thought that it was universally true. Then I moved to California, and found that plenty of girls there will drink and smoke, but won't have sex. That baffled me.
A little while later, I figured it out. In Utah, drinking or smoking was such a "sin" that a girl figured that if she was going to hell anyway, why not have sex on the way to hell.
In other states, where the girls weren't mormons, drinking and smoking didn't make you go to hell, so it had no bearing on having sex.
But in Utah, a girl smoking or drinking was like a flashing sign that said your chances of making it with me are great!
Anyone else notice that?