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Posted by: eddie ( )
Date: November 06, 2010 04:05PM
The progressive Bible

2 Samuel 3:14 And David sent messengers to Ishbosheth Saul's son, saying, Deliver me my wife Michal, which I espoused to me for an hundred foreskins of the Philistines.

1 Samuel 18:27 Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king’s son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter wife.

I would imagine some would argue that this is more advanced, progressive, and refined than those living near these primitive people. Perhaps they are right but this is macabre by any standards in my opinion and a bit too Ed Gein-ish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

"king" David anyone? I propose that King David be renamed King Ed or perhaps King Gein. Genital mutilation of those killed in battle is rather disturbing.

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: November 06, 2010 07:44PM
Foreskins are more portable than heads. (n/t)


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Posted by: Mormon Beavis ( )
Date: November 06, 2010 09:04PM
Re: The progressive Bible

Along with a hot babe, I wonder how much gold and xp he got for the 100 Philistine foreskins.

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