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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 04:45PM
This Sunday is Fast Sunday, isn't it? (cussing and venting)

My TBM mom called me a couple of days ago to ask if I could find her a ward and the times. I drive by one of those hideous 1970's style "chapels" after I drop one of my charges off at school, so that's no problem; However, the mormon.org site won't let me look up the times. Any advice there?

I asked her if she maybe wanted to go up to some hot springs that day after church and she hemmed and hawed about it and replied, "Well, MAYBE if they let me dip my feet in, but only my feet are getting in."
So basically she's saying no, because Satan has extra-strong control over water on Sundays or some stupid shit like that. For fucks' sake, Marilyn Monroe used to stay at this place I wanted to take her.

I then looked at the calender yesterday and realized it's the first Sunday of the goddamn month. So not only is she going on "vacay" to attend another ward, but she's going to starve herself the entire fucking last day she's here. Give me a fucking break.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2011 04:48PM by Itzpapalotl.

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Posted by: lulu ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 05:20PM
Ask mom for her member # so you can look up the meeting times for her

then post her # here.

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Posted by: WiserWomanNow ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 05:43PM
Try this link:

http://lds.org/maps/index.jsf#x=find&m=google&lat=34.93401490151882&lng=-95.76956503093242&z=12&t=1&places=meetinghouses

You should be able to type in the relevant address and get the information you need, including Sunday meeting times.

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 05:56PM
Thanks!

Found it and I can print up a map for her. There's no way in hell I'm going with her.

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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 09:42PM
Re: Thanks!

And I don't blame you one bit for not going with her.

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Posted by: the god of thunder ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 09:59PM
Re: This Sunday is Fast Sunday, isn't it? (cussing and venting)

Yes and it's Father's day here in Australia. My dad always hated that. Hehehehehe. :)

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Posted by: Don Bagley ( )
Date: August 31, 2011 09:59PM
Re: This Sunday is Fast Sunday, isn't it? (cussing and venting)

Mormonically*, fast Sunday is the slowest Sunday of all.




*Mormonic = Mormon+Ironic. Also Mormonically, and Mormony.

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