1) What's the difference between a redneck wedding and a mormon wedding? At the redneck wedding the bride is pregnant. At the mormon wedding, the bride's *mother* is pregnant.
2) What do you get when you cross a mormon with a lawyer? A basement full of stolen wheat.
How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
Several: one to do a blessing, one to change the light bulb, 2 witnesses to make sure it has been changed correctly, and the RS to provide punch and cookies.
How many Mormon leaders does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he just holds the light bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.