Posted by:
Bwahahahah
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Date: September 10, 2011 12:36PM
An inactive mormon was driving through the SLC valley one day. He was depressed about his life in the morg, when he said a prayer at a stop sign. He looked up and saw the following bumper sticker on a van in front of him, "Need help? Call Jesus at 1-800-XXX-XXXX." He decided to dial the number. There was no answer but he left a message anyhow. The next day a Mexican showed up at his house with a lawn mower.