Recovery Board  : RfM
Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum. 
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Posted by: Bwahahahah ( )
Date: September 10, 2011 12:36PM

An inactive mormon was driving through the SLC valley one day. He was depressed about his life in the morg, when he said a prayer at a stop sign. He looked up and saw the following bumper sticker on a van in front of him, "Need help? Call Jesus at 1-800-XXX-XXXX." He decided to dial the number. There was no answer but he left a message anyhow. The next day a Mexican showed up at his house with a lawn mower.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: anagrammy ( )
Date: September 10, 2011 02:04PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In


Screen Name: 
Your Email (optional): 
Subject: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **     **   *******    *******   **     **  **    ** 
 **     **  **     **  **     **  **     **   **  **  
 **     **  **     **         **  **     **    ****   
 *********   ********   *******   **     **     **    
 **     **         **         **   **   **      **    
 **     **  **     **  **     **    ** **       **    
 **     **   *******    *******      ***        **