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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: September 10, 2011 09:03PM

Mother and daughter on a Saturday

Claudia: Mom – Mom! Do you need anything from down town?
Mom: Why?
Claudia: I’m going to the bookstore.
Mom: Why?
Claudia: I want to buy a book.
Mom: What Book?
Claudia: American tribes by J.B. Bee.
Mom: What is it about?
Claudia: American tribes.
Mom: Ohm – is it anti Mormon?
Claudia: I don’t know – I don’t think so.
Mom: Why you want to buy it than?
Claudia: My friend told me about it – she said it’s good.
Mom: Wait until your father is home.
Claudia: Why?
Mom: Just saying.
Claudia: Ohmmmm ?!!? (walking in the living room)
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Mom: What you doing?
Claudia: Watching TV.
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Mom: What do you watch?
Claudia: Science channel.
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Mom: What do you watching?
Claudia: Dinosaurs and how they get extinct.
Mom: Don’t watch this.
Claudia: Why
Mom: Remember what the Bishop said last week about science?
Claudia: What did he say?
Mom: That we shouldn’t watch this.
Claudia: Why?
Mom: Ask your father.
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Claudia goes upstairs.

Mom: Where you going.
Claudia: To the restroom
Mom: Why?
Claudia: M O M !!!!!
Mom: I don’t understand you. First you want to go to the book store, than you not. Than you want to watch TV, than you not.
You never know what you want to do right?

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Posted by: anon123 ( )
Date: September 10, 2011 09:06PM

Haha! I love it!

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Posted by: anon123 ( )
Date: September 10, 2011 09:30PM

Do you have other things like this? I'd love to read them.

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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: September 10, 2011 09:43PM

Do you have an idea from a scenery?

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