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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: September 11, 2011 05:17PM

Little Timmy in the Bishops Office.

Bishop: Hi Timmy. Sorry that I couldn’t yesterday but I was out of town and just came back. I’ll hope it wasn’t so bad.
Timmy: What was so bad?
Bishop: That you had to wait until today.
Timmy: Well – we planned to go to the Aqua Park.
Bishop: Oh I am sorry, may you go next week.
Timmy: No.
Bishop: What no?
Timmy: We can’t go - school starts on Monday.
Bishop: Ok – you wanna go baptized?
Timmy: Yes.
Bishop: Why?
Timmy: Why what?
Bishop: Uhmmmm OK. – Uhm.. Did you lie?
Timmy: No.
Bishop: Never?
Timmy: You mean like yesterday?
Bishop: Yes.
Timmy: I saw you.
Bishop: When – Yesterday?
Timmy: Yes by Hooters on the parking lot.
Bishop: Urg Bffff. Did you tell your father?
Timmy: No – no one asked.
Bishop: Uhmmm bfff ---- Did you ever lie?
Timmy: Did you?
Bishop: Sure not.
Timmy: O Key. You didn’t.
Bishop: What?
Timmy: Lie.
Bishop: Ohmmm Bffff. Well - - well do you believe in Joseph Smith as a true Prophet?
Timmy: Sure.
Bishop: How do you know?
Timmy: You said so. You didn’t lie did you?
Bishop: When Yesterday?
Timmy: No – last Sunday.
Bishop: No sure not
Timmy: What did you not?
Bishop: Lie.
Timmy: Sure not. Yesterday?
Bishop: No, Go to your parents now.
Timmy: Did I pas?
Bishop: Sure. You will be a great Mormon may be even a Bishop.
Timmy: No. I don’t wanna be a Bishop.
Bishop: Why?
Timmy: They become often confused.
Bishop: Go to your parents. Uhmmmm bfffffff.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2011 05:19PM by buddyjoe.

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Posted by: americangirl406 ( )
Date: September 11, 2011 05:24PM

Hahaha

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: September 11, 2011 05:26PM

Bishop: Ohmmm Bffff. Well - - well do you believe in Joseph Smith as a true Prophet?
Timmy: Sure.
Bishop: How do you know?
Timmy: You said so. You didn’t lie did you?


Mormons 'Know' things by an apparently Different Standard than the rest of the Universe!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/11/2011 05:27PM by guynoirprivateeye.

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Posted by: buddyjoe ( )
Date: September 11, 2011 05:30PM

I'll think we need at least once a day something to smile about.

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Posted by: karin ( )
Date: September 11, 2011 10:22PM


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