Posted by:
djmaciii
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Date: September 29, 2011 01:01AM
Meronis came out of the heavens and presented me with Platinum plates. I've translated them and written a book. Here is a brief run down of my business mode... Um the religion.
First off 9% Tithing
2.5 hours of church (vs 3)
Gays are in, with soul benefits and inclusion into the top tier heaven. (think dual income and more discretionary money)
Only white people get souls. At least until we go global, then they get limited souls and tier 2 heaven.
Women make sandwiches, on earth and in heaven
Baptism starts at 6
If you want to get in on the ground floor with this add your own suggestions.