The only new revelation coming from the big red chairs is "we need more money" With the announcement yesterday of the Temple Patron Assistance fund and six months ago with the announcement of the Priesthood restoration site fund, ya got to wonder Where will it end...
Tithing -------------------------------------------------- Fast Offering -------------------------------------------------- Ward Missionary -------------------------------------------------- General Missionary -------------------------------------------------- Book of Mormon -------------------------------------------------- Humanitarian -------------------------------------------------- Temple Construction fund -------------------------------------------------- Perpetual Education -------------------------------------------------- Priesthood commemoration Fund -------------------------------------------------- The Temple Patron Assistance Fund --------------------------------------------------- Other --------------------------------------------------- Total - what we do with your donations is none of your damn business __________________________________________________________ THE BOOK OF MORMON CHAPTER 8 32 Yea, it shall come in a day when there shall be churches built up that shall say: Come unto me, and for your money you shall be forgiven of your sins.
It does in regular churches, plus they have paid clergy, organists, music directors, janitors, and don't require 10%. Either the Morg businessmen running the Cult are incompetent and wasting money, or there is a HUGE slush fund they are using.
-------------------------------------------------- Madison Ave PR Fund -------------------------------------------------- Unpaid Clergy Stipend (for Mission Pres or above) -------------------------------------------------- LDS Church History Revisionist Fund --------------------------------------------------
IN the upcoming General Conference April 2012 the inside word at the Church Office Building is that the donation slips will add still another opportunity for the Saints to give freely:
General Authority First Class Flight Seats Fund
This special fund will be devoted to securing the most comfortable seats on any given flight for our beloved geriatric General Authorities. This way they can arrive at their stake conference speaking engagements refreshed and ready to feel the Spirit.