Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven. He asks St. Peter if Steve Jobs is there and St. Peter says no. Bill breathes a sigh of relief that he will no longer have to be the second best buziness-techie around.
Just then he looks over to see a fellow in a black turtleneck dazzling a crowd with an innovative piece of technology.
Confused, Bill turns to St. Peter & says "I thought you said Steve Jobs wasn't here!"
St. Peter glances over and says "He's not. That's God, he just thinks he's Steve Jobs."