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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: October 13, 2011 04:10PM
Since Monson likes to tell stories that are questionable, maybe we should tell stories about him...

I'll start.

Thomas Monson once stole a shoe from my widowed mother. Just the one. That's how mean he is.

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Posted by: wine country girl ( )
Date: October 13, 2011 06:37PM
I heard Thomas Monson snorts cocaine.

Or was it that he drinks coke?

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: October 13, 2011 06:39PM
There's a difference? (n/t)


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Posted by: alight ( )
Date: October 13, 2011 07:10PM
He hides my keys...

and then only gives them back if I've sincerely prayed for them.

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Posted by: Thomas S. Monsoon ( )
Date: October 13, 2011 07:17PM
I was killed in action helping a widow cross a busy street . . . (n/t)


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