I just love this site and all it's diversity and irreverence, but I gotta wonder if somewhere, deep in the bowels of the SLC underground, some nerd isn't working 24/7 to figure out who all of us, the ENEMY, are....well except for Steve Benson....just wondering....in southern Alberta....

sounds like a new BYUTV series...


patterned after PBS History Detectives!


who'll be the HOST?

I nominate... PAUL DUNN!

Oh, that's right. How about.... Spence Kinard?



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Brother Jensen? You are hereby called to the position of the First And Only Quorum of Sleuths. Here's your computer complete with access to all porn sites. Go get 'em, Tiger!

Ron

WOW...........are you referring to my BIL Brother Jensen?
He's TBM and does computer work for his ward/stake.

Ms

Raptor jesus is a triple agent--he's also a member of the SPEBSQSA; you should hear him sing barbershop quartet music! :-)

NO Quadruple agents allowed here.

well, almost none.

A great way for them to spend tithing money.

They are a very paranoid bunch, (most liars are) so it wouldn't surprise me at all if they were doing this. BKP has it all wrong about who the biggest threats to the church are. IMO it is the internet, hands down.

Lets see one of the names for the program could be.

"To Catch an Apostate" a take off from to catch a predator.

Where ex-mos talk on chat lines to others that they think are ex-mos and they are invited over for a dinner or just to visit and while they are there, they are caught on camera by a GA or Area rep, or by missionaries.

REPORTER: "It says here that you don't believe that the BOM is the word of God"

Apostate: "Well yeah, I mean a hat and magic stones, come on"

OMG, That would be hilarious!

But to what end? Why do they care?

It all about control, physical, emotional and spiritual... drives 'em nuts when they think they can't control you...JMHO

Those of us here who are still members are committing an excommunicatable offense simply by being here! Of course they will have a "secret police" trying to "out" us. Nevermind that most of us in this group are looking for our exit opportunity anyway, they want to retain control. This is why they will go to great lengths to excommunicate you AFTER you attempt to resign!

If they can get you first, they show you their power, whilst similtenously owning the narrative that your friends, family and ward members will hear.

Freeman, I await the knock on the door!!!