It is quite a conundrum that Utah has become a favorite vacation spot for homosexual men. What can be attracting all that same sex commotion. You guessed it, it is the haircuts! No one can deny that the favorite cut for gays and Mormon guys is the missionary style.

What makes the style so attractive is the view during coitus. Staring down at the back of a clean shaven neck appears to be a massive phallus, and having a bald head exacerbates the effect to the point of exasperation.

So keep those necklines clean brethren, it is great for tourism.