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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 01, 2011 08:06PM
The P P Pratt story PROVES that Mormonism is true.

A lot of you exmos have been leaving out very important FACTS about the death of a super martyr, and you've led us to believe very ridiculous things:

Ok, First of all to you evil apostates!

We ALL KNOW that polygamy was only sanctioned for virgins as per Doctor and Covenmints 132.

AND! That polygamy was also there to help with the widows.

This means that PP's 9th wife would not only be a widow but a virgin too. Her former husband, Hector, was a lout who couldn't even be tender with the person he supposedly loved.

Therefore, HE deserved to die.

But, You evil apostates, claim that Parley was murdered by Hector himself.

His wife already being a widow based on the tenets of polygamy, means that you would have us believe that P-cubed was shot in the back by either a ghost or a zombie.

Or even the ghost of a zombie!

I don't think so! What is more likely?

That Mormonism is true, or that ghost zombies are killing off apostles of Jesus - the king of the ghost zombies?


Check!





Mate!

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: November 01, 2011 08:31PM
She's got Mary beat -- she had at least 3 children and was STILL a virgin.

That's friggin' amazing stuff there.

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Posted by: Raptor Jesus ( )
Date: November 02, 2011 01:06AM
God is the bestest warlock. Ever! (n/t)


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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: November 02, 2011 02:00AM
Re: The P P Pratt story PROVES that Mormonism is true.

I don't know that we teach that. but i do like the idea of referring to parley p. pratt as P2 from here on out:)

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Posted by: Gorspel Dacktrin ( )
Date: November 02, 2011 02:22AM
Not only was Eleanor McClean a virgin, she was an immaculately conceiving virgin...

She had children, so that's the only explanation. Her husband prolly thought that they were his on account of having held her hand on a few occasions.

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