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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: November 01, 2011 10:34PM
You know how we were taught to banish dirty thoughts by humming a hymn?

My teenage son shared that he told his TBM friend today that if you have a hymn stuck in your head, you can banish it by thinking up dirty lyrics to it. Fortunately his friend got the comparison and laughed.

It may not banish repetitive hymns going through your head but I'm sure it will make them more fun.

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Posted by: blueorchid ( )
Date: November 01, 2011 11:55PM
Re: You know how we were taught to banish dirty thoughts by humming a hymn?

Yes, I love to count my many blessings, name them one by one, let's see, coffee, wine and awesome sex, that's what god has done.

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Posted by: CA girl ( )
Date: November 02, 2011 12:06AM
lol (n/t)


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Posted by: kimball ( )
Date: November 02, 2011 01:03AM
Re: You know how we were taught to banish dirty thoughts by humming a hymn?

If a hymn pops into your head, just add the words "in bed" at the end. It'll banish any worthy thoughts.

Especially if you're singing something like "Come, Come Ye Saints," "How Great Thou Art" or "The World Has Need of Willing Men."

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