Does the patriarchal order...

http://lds.org/ensign/1973/02/strengthening-the-patriarchal-order-in-the-home?lang=eng&query=patriarchal+order

...apply to the animal kingdom?

According to LDS Doctrine, Elohim has herded all human beings into His "Patriarchal Order" aka a conspiracy promulgated by insecure, power hungry, zealous, "religionuts" of the male species to maintain dominance over the female species.

Now that Mormons preach "order in all things" and that Elohim cared enough to spare mating pairs of each animal species while simultaneously drowning all the remaining creatures, does the Lion King really reign supreme?

In the resurrection all living creatures will be resurrected in glory. Many animal kingdoms will have a super herd boss/alpha male at the top of the order. In the case of Lions and male Mormons, they will enjoy an eternal life of polygamy, copulating with endless mates/wives and producing endless offspring.

So who is more an alpha male stud, Elohim, Joseph Smith or the Lion King?

When will the Mormons start sealing lionesses and their cubs to their lion-kings?

And eternal shame on those female animals who mate with more than one male!

The absurdity of the patriarchal order coincides with all the other absurd Mo-doctrine. Actually, a matriarchal orders makes more sense. Oh, what would the Brethren do with that?

Why else was Monson preaching on the Lion King at BYU?

"Remember who you are."

The problem is that Monson and all the other parasites at COB are more like Scar.

Looks like the female lions do all the work.


Wait ... This sounds a lot like mormonism.

Nevermind.