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captainmoroni
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Date: November 13, 2011 12:17AM
We had stake conference tonight. As usual, the local leaders made their share of faux pas.
One of our counselors said that one of the apostles went to Denmark and told the saints that unless they indoctrinated their children, the church would fail there. Here's a tacit admission that the church in Europe is only surviving from the natural birth rate. Missionary work there is dead. They shut down 5 missions there in the last two years.
The Relief Society President told a story about some Young Women advisers who found a purse belonging to a Young Woman. They began looking through her purse to find the identification. They found a Strength of Youth and Scripture Notebook, but even better, they found recipes and a sewing kit! This woman knows her place. She is perfect! They said that all young women should be more like her.
Our stake president said that Billy Graham's daughter was right. Hurricane Katrina hit America because we don't allow school prayer. Everyone knows that there were NEVER any major disasters or wars in America before 1962 when Engel V Vitale ruled school prayer unconstitutional.
Then, he went on to compare LDS mothers to circus plate-spinners. They are so busy because they have to balance their family demands with the church callings and their own needs. True. SP's solution? Get rid of all the "worldly" plates and focus only on the church ones. He would.
Then the GA got up and went on for 20 minutes gushing about his botoxed wife (they only do that in public I found out) and how he felt that he knew each one of us personally because we were "kindred spirits" and how Joseph Smith is true and his special witness and... At the end of 30 minutes, I realized that he had said absolutely nothing substantive at all. You'd think a guy who talks to God would ahve more to say. Oh well.
Stake conference rage!