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Posted by: imalive ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 10:20AM
It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

http://stakepresident.blogspot.com/2011/11/battling-pornography-one-sister-at-time.html

This guy is so satirically funny I was ROTLFMAO at this one. :-D



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/14/2011 10:22AM by imalive.

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Posted by: RAG ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 10:37AM
Stop that. It's serious!

Just trying to picture Fabio in garments. Or in a baker's hat outfit.

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Posted by: WiserWomanNow ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 10:38AM
The best quote of all from Paternoster’s blog today:

(My capitals added):

“The exquisite joy that is felt when sin is overcome and forgiven cancels out ANY SELF-LOATHING AND DEPRESSION THAT MAY HAVE BEEN CAUSED AS A RESULT OF COUNSELLING WITH THE BISHOP.”

Isn’t THAT the truth!!! (the capitalized part)

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Posted by: WiserWomanNow ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 10:42AM
Be sure to read "Brigham Taft Pratt"'s comment! (n/t)


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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 01:26PM
2 Bad The Good Prez Failed 2 Aks Cassandra Where She Hides Her Self-Pleasuring Device From Her Husband Huh??? (n/t)


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Posted by: paternoster ( )
Date: November 15, 2011 03:52PM
Re: 2 Bad The Good Prez Failed 2 Aks Cassandra Where She Hides Her Self-Pleasuring Device From Her Husband Huh???

I knew that as a temple recommend holder such unholy and impure acts would never have crossed Cassandra's mind; hence no need to ask.

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Posted by: Jesus Smith ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 01:51PM
Re: It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

That was great!


My comment:

The problem with romance novels, like porn, isn't that it's about sex so much as about fantasy. We would never want to have members fantasizing because that leads us to seek something that isn't real. It is better if we focus our minds on heaven and angels and gold plates--those things are real.

So I ask, what do you do with a woman that can write her own novels? I mean, she could create this fantasy without aides...

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Posted by: dieublanc ( )
Date: November 14, 2011 08:02PM
Re: It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

I love this "Jim, like me, felt that seeing a woman without clothing on would be a most frightful and damaging sight indeed "

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Posted by: Leah ( )
Date: November 15, 2011 10:56PM
Re: It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

Hilarious!

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Posted by: captainmoroni ( )
Date: November 16, 2011 01:22AM
Re: It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

Wow. I love the comment section. Thank you Jesus Smith for hijacking his blog! I called for the excommunication of Twilight lady.

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Posted by: babyraptorjesus ( )
Date: November 16, 2011 03:56AM
Re: It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

GEEZ. I read those comments and thought they were all real. I got angry.



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 11/16/2011 04:15AM by babyraptorjesus.

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Posted by: A ANON ( )
Date: November 16, 2011 12:23PM
Re: It's Monday and Here's Another Gem from President Paternoster

The funny thing is that I know a number of TBMs who would take this Stake President's article seriously if they saw it in a local church publication.

"What sarcasm?" they would truly wonder.

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