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Posted by: saviorself ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 01:26PM
Would you like to spend eternity as a blind deaf dumb quadriplegic?

In other words as a "spirit" in a "spiritual world".



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/17/2011 01:26PM by saviorself.

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Posted by: dogzilla ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 01:54PM
Re: Would you like to spend eternity as a blind deaf dumb quadriplegic?

If I did, I bet I could "sure play a mean pinball..."



:: wanders off, humming Pinball Wizard ::

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Posted by: get her done ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 02:13PM
Re: Would you like to spend eternity as a blind deaf dumb quadriplegic?

Can I get in line?

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Posted by: Tabula Rasa ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 02:26PM
Re: Would you like to spend eternity as a blind deaf dumb quadriplegic?

No, I'd rather spend all eternity having sex with myriad wives, but that's another story.

Ron

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Posted by: wowbagger ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 03:23PM
Re: Would you like to spend eternity as a blind deaf dumb quadriplegic?

...so we are back to the 72 virgins again?

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Posted by: a horny heterosexual male ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 05:36PM
Not just any 72 virgins

Only 72 virgins? That's lame. I need at least 720 of them. And I want 720 or more drop-dead gorgeous virgins who are great in the sack and have great personalities and intelligence who crave nothing more than to be with me. However if I ever need some time away from them then I want them to leave me alone until I need them. And I am not going to share them with Tabula Rasa. He gets the ugly ones. Well I better get back to scrubbing toilets at my local LDS meetinghouse so I can qualify.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 05:44PM
If they're virgins, they will NOT be great in the sack.

I don't care what Heaven you're talking about, some things are too tough to accomplish, even for God.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 17, 2011 03:44PM
It seems likely we'll all spend eternity recycled into other things.

After we rot in the ground, that is.

Hey, eventually we might power someone's internal combustion engine!

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