Posted by:
Cheryl
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Date: November 16, 2010 08:10AM
Holiday time is coming soon, and I know many of you TBMs are planning unwanted contact with inactives, using fake smiles and bribes.
Get a clue. We know the smiles are fake. Don't bother.
About the bribes, do it up right or don't bother. You look cheap and pathetic if you sneak up and leave an uncovered paper plate with two or three sugar cookies.
Just stay away and give the cookies to your own kiddies, unless you can manage to bring a tin or a decent well wrapped glass or plasic plate with at least a dozen chocolate chip cookies, big ones. When I make cookies I aways come out with half as many as the recipe estimates because no one wants to bother with a cookie the size of a quarter.
An attractive card with a friendly message is always more tasteful than some ratty little bit of nothing on a flimsy plate. It's disgusting to think of eating some unwrpped anonymous "treat" from the front porch. Have the guts to sign a small tag or card and be sure to wrap everything well or bring unopened tins or boxes of Sees candy or Hickory Farms delecacies. They are sure to be tasty and sanitary.
I don't think most exmos are partial to measly Rice Crispy bars or little fruit breads.
We do like mormon housewife sweet rolls layered with brown sugar and cinnamon, chocolate chip cookies, oatmeal cookies with nuts, snicker doodles, and rich double chocolate brownies. They won't make us want to go to your pathetic excuse of a church but if the presentation is classy and generous, at least your church won't look more pathetic than ever.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/16/2010 08:22AM by Cheryl.