A study conducted by Brigham Young University Department of Family Science has revealed that the kind of face an LDS woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to brethren with rugged and masculine features like unto Arnold Friberg figures of masculinity painted to illustrate the Book of Mormon or the male personages common in Harlequin romance novels.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with his temple cap pulled down over his mouth, his little factory shut down, a triple combination up his ass while his nylon garments are on fire melting into his skin.

The study also disclosed that most LDS women over the age of fifty are unable to discern the difference between the Holy Ghost burning of the bosom and a hot flash.

This study obtained mixed results when targeting LDS women over the age of fifty who were watching or listening to Boyd K Packer during General Conference.

98% of LDS women were unable to differentiate between:

1. An emotional rage generating the heat of anger
2. A menopausal hot flash
3. The promptings of the Holy Ghost as a fire burning within.
4. A boredom induced blackout.
5. Red-faced embarrassment at the realization of being duped their entire lives by Mormonism.

and worthy of Salamander for sure.

Briggy