1. We believe in others being responsible for their mistakes-errors-sins, but Not Ourselves.

2. We believe in obeying the law of the land. Sort of.

3. We believe in the Basics of Christ-Like living.
Oh wait, we'll get back to you on that.

4.We believe that the Mountain Meadows Massacre was ordinary revenge-retaliation/retribution, and was righeously Covered Up by Brigham Young, even if he wasn't responsible...

more/yours ?

1. We believe in Mitt.

2. Fly Jet Blue.

3. Copyright EVERYTHING.

4. We never said that.

1. We believe in preparing the way for all members to be successful janitors.

We believe the issue you brought up is not doctrinal

We believe in obeying Kings and Magistrates, but not a president of color

We follow the misogyny of Paul

We believe just about anything or everything, and we hope to believe many things before we're done with breakfast

We believe in the Nile, denial and Mr. and Misdirection

We believe in the latest MLM, though all the previous ones were frauds. We have the collective memory of an amoeba

I like yours, but they need to be revised through this seer stone that I have in my pocket.

1. We believe in outsiders and dissidents being responsible for every error, hardship, contradiction, mistake, or criminal activity to ever happen to the church.

2. We believe in obeying the law of the land when it is convenient or we can find no other way to get around it.

3. We believe in Christ like living, so long as Christ-like is defined by our own teachings and not those attributed by most of the Christian world to Christ.

4. We believe that we haven't really heard of Mount Meadows? Are you sure you didn't mean Hans Mill? Oh, you mean that place where we built a monument honoring the people who you say are responsible for some atrocity? Still doesn't ring a bell. We believe that you are mistaken.

We believe the first principles of the gospel are:

First, faith in the General Authorities so that no one questions.

Second, attendance at meetings to promote brainwashing.

Third, payment of tithing for the building up of The Corporation.

Fourth, janitorial work for the glory of God.

Probably advise people to drink red wine, etc.

Wheat would no longer be meant for man since it has so many carbs. We all probably would have been on the Atkins diet or something.

1. Pay
2. Pray
3. Obey

Simon says, Jump!

We believe that the first principals and ordinances of the Corporation are:
First: Blind obedience to the General Authorities
Second: Guilt
Third: Payment of tithes for the remission of sins
Fourth: Acting as though everything is inspired by the Holy Ghost.