A blonde nurse goes into bank. She is going to endorse a check, at the teller's window, and is fumbling through her purse for a pen.

Her hand comes back out, and she's holding up a rectal thermometer. So she exclaims "Oh Great!! Some asshole has my pen!!"

be good to your waitresses and bartenders......

A Blonde is walking past the town hall, when she sees Paddy and Mick staring at the top of the flagpole.
curious, she goes up and asks Paddy "What are you looking at?"
"It's this damn flagpole, we've been told we have to measure the height and they haven't given us a ladder"
"Ok" says the Blonde "let's have a look"
she reaches into the workers toolchest and takes out a spanner and a measuring tape. She undoes the nut at the base of the flagpole and lays it on the ground, and then clips one end of the tape to the base, walks to the end and announces "14 feet 2 inches"
smiling, she walks away
Paddy turns to Mick and says "Ain't that just typical of a dumb blonde...............we told her we needed the height, and she's given us the damned length!"



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2012 11:19AM by EssexExMo.

lol

Bisexual.


;-)

Wouldn't that be pan-sexual?

some years ago 'thefranticfriar' used to post really funny jokes on a regular (weekly?) basis. i don't know when he stopped posting - it's been a while, but he once mentioned his bad health. does anyone know what happened to him?