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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: January 30, 2012 04:01PM

Underpants
they make me smile
even if, I hate the style

underpants
clear up to my neck!
my sex life has become a wreck.

underpants
do not take off!
members of the ward will scoff.

underpants
what a joke.
100 degrees I'm having a stroke.

Oh underpants
ticket to the c k
I guess i'll wear them one more day.

underpants!
I've had enough!
from now on, I'm going buff.

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Posted by: ronas ( )
Date: January 30, 2012 04:02PM

So what I learned from this post.

"When Chad Smith, the local copper and member of the stake high council, stopped me for going above the speed of what would under normal circumstances be considered acceptable, I explained the reason and he followed me home..."

1) Moral obligation to obey the speed limit (and putting others safety at risk) is waived if you get a letter from the first presidency.

2) If you are the stake president the police let you off for breaking the law.

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Posted by: Rebeckah ( )
Date: January 30, 2012 09:42PM

It's satire. :)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/30/2012 09:42PM by Rebeckah.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: January 30, 2012 08:18PM

spit them rhymes, girl!

ziller like.

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