Posted by:
GayLayAle
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Date: November 22, 2010 04:43PM
...there aren't any "miracles" nowadays such as those that appear in the Bible and BOM?
Apparently God put a moratorium on things like parting the Red Sea, and killing first born male children unless they paint lamb's blood on the doorframe, and junk like that.
I dunno. I guess maybe there ARE modern-day miracles. For example, we have string cheese, penicillin and douche, just to name a few, but while I love string cheese, penicillin and douche, they don't seem quite as grand as the parting of a sea or turning water into wine. If I could do that, I'd be drunk pretty much 24 hours a day, I'm sure.
Yeah.