I for one had never heard of the "Paul Allen Letter" before: http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paulallen.asp

My TBM PHD'd DF forwarded it to me and a bunch of other people yesterday. I laughed and told him that using Paul Allen to defend Mormonism was about as weak as the time he tried to use David Mamet to support conservatism. How ineffectual and straw-grasping must your testimony of the true church be to get excited by this?

Anyway, it inspired me to song.

"We Thank Thee Oh God for a Paul Allen"

We Thank Thee Oh God for a Paul Allen,
To guide us in these sadder days;
We thank thee for sending a Gentile
Who knows not of all our strange ways;
We think that a rich man knows better
As such is our chain of command;
We feel it a pleasure to both serve,
Our own-ely true God, Mammon.

Two more verses if anyone wants to take a crack, lol.

http://www.hymnwiki.org/We_Thank_Thee,_O_God,_for_a_Prophet