Posted by:
goatsgotohell
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Date: May 04, 2012 08:48PM
YOU SAID:
Seniors generally volunteer for missionary service....blah, blah, blah.....
I agree, a few souls may ACTUALLY want to, why they would, I know not. The majority, though have brainlessly followed the dictates of the ruling church for so long, they just do what they are "supposed" to do for the billionth time. They know they don't want to, but they need to show an example to thier kids, or they must follow the profit, they need to store up blessings in heaven (since they can't practice polygamy), they are trying to mitigate their responsibility for their wayward exmo children. They could potentially want to volunteer for a real charity, as you suggest. But who ever heard of a Moron actually doing that...unless it did support their LD$ agenda. Morons, in general can't support a cause other than the LD$ Church unless supporting that cause in some way promotes the LD$ church.
I think this lovely Church News Article sums it up:
http://www.ldschurchnews.com/articles/61277/BYU-Education-Week-Senior-missionary-work.htmlIt even, along with the usual drivel, lets you know the god ordained rules and how you can pay for your blessings. All in all, a heartwarming and lovely prospect...especially since that service can "save" your family.
Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 05/04/2012 08:51PM by goatsgotohell.