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Posted by: informer ( )
Date: February 16, 2012 07:51AM
Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

A: Because that is the only chance they will ever have to claim an association with greatness.

Your thoughts...?

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Posted by: downsouth ( )
Date: February 16, 2012 08:33AM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

People who like to hunt want to bag the trophy deer or elk or whatever...
No difference when you are hunting people. My question would go one step more. Do they talk about it to all of their friends when they get the big 'kill'?

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Posted by: informer ( )
Date: February 16, 2012 10:08AM
LOL!

I can see Rita ReliefSociety rising in the next F&T Bawlfest: "...and when I went through the veil for Whitney Houston I felt her speerit so strongly next to me with her arms around me, oh boohoohoo!"

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Posted by: matt ( )
Date: February 16, 2012 04:59PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

Boasting rights?

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Posted by: ronas ( )
Date: February 16, 2012 05:03PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

Bingo.

How cool would it be to be on the other side and George Washington is your BFF (literally) because you are the one who made it possible for him to enter heaven?

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Posted by: Mia ( )
Date: February 16, 2012 05:06PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

I would like to know who stood in for Jesus.

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Posted by: informer ( )
Date: February 17, 2012 01:10PM
"I would like to know who stood in for Jesus."

Hahahahaha!

The scene in the afterworld:

Brother Nephi Nobody: "well, **I** baptized Jesus Christ when I was 16, in the Manti Temple!"

John the Baptist: "Funny...I thought **I** baptized Jesus in the River Jordan..."

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Posted by: no-mo-mo ( )
Date: February 17, 2012 03:28PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

I guess that was what Whitney Houston was doing.

(Too soon?)

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Posted by: anonothis ( )
Date: February 17, 2012 03:50PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

http://famousdeadmormons.com/index.php

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Posted by: anonothis ( )
Date: February 17, 2012 03:54PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

a couple strippers..notice as you go scroll through the older and new at the bottom many were necro dunked more that once.

http://famousdeadmormons.com/index.php?pg=5

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Posted by: informer ( )
Date: February 18, 2012 10:20AM
Of course! LOL!

Because everyone knows they will need strippers in the Celestial Kingdom!

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Posted by: unworthy ( )
Date: February 17, 2012 05:45PM
Re: Q: Why do Mormons dead-dunk famous dead people?

I think that they want the power and control. Look,,I was the one who got Mr/Mrs________ into mormon heaven.

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