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Posted by: Grey Matter ( )
Date: February 21, 2012 06:16PM

Steps to keep your child a creationist

1. Hold "A creationist conference."

2. Send kid to a creepy university like Liberty Univesity or BYU.

3. Stop kid from studying cosmology, medicine or science. These subjects can lead your child astray.

4. Try to convince your kids that laws of nature are not constant. For example, therre's absolutely no guarantee that gravity will still exist in a couple of thousand years.

5. Emphasise faith. For example, if anyone challenges the six thousand year old earth story, then tell them that your faith confirms the opposite.

Failure to take these steps can lead your child into atheism, febauchery and murder.

Enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aioYsowd18&feature=related

Cheers

Grey

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